I would like another rock milkshake on the double Mrs. Flabbabastard!
Rubber skelaton in the chimney of the graveyard.
The Tyvek house covering ate my sandwich. RealAudio 9kb .wav format 507kb
Turtle droppings in your mothers, grandmothers pantry.
The pager ate my middle finger.
Why did the good old boys drive the Chevy to the levy, if they knew for a fact that the levy was dry?
If a couch potato ate potato chips, would he be considered a cannibul?
My pants aren't touching any part of my legs right now.
In the case of a hurricane, eat bologna.
Milk. It's whats for dinner.
Got Beef?
The smell of Arm and Hammer Powder fresh deoderant reminds me of San Diago.
I am electric Jello girl; feel my wiggly wrath!
Sorry, I only take advice fron Mrs. Compost Heap.
You electronical slut!!!!
I'm gonna go outside while the commercials are on and get really hot, so I can be nice and cool for the show.
Goood Morning... It's the MCAS man!! RealAudio 11kb .wav format 765kb
The spaghetti sauce is being vulgar to my friend. Aunti Mike... make it stop!!
What is a nookie?
The oscillating fan: "Oooh, I smell smoke!" RealAudio 13kb .wav format 840kb
Questions? Comments? Brain Farts?